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Culinary no-no #357

Culinary no-no's


THERE ARE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF

FOOD BLOGS, BUT ONLY ONE CULINARY NO-
NO!



I’ve been known to have one of these.





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You’ve got your fish filet, some tartar, and a slice of American cheese.

Do you like a good tuna melt?




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I sure do. The one above has Pacific albacore, heirloom tomatoes, purple onions, celery, homemade mayonnaise, on toasted wild-yeast sourdough English muffins. Oh, and of course, cheese, the pepper-jack variety.




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Next to the red cabbage dish is potato crusted cod, with shredded smoked gouda.

Do you see a trend here?


Seafood and cheese?

That would be it.

C’mon, you might be bristling at this point. Two sandwiches and a common grocery freezer section item certainly don’t constitute seafood.

Correct. They don’t.

Authentic seafood? I consulted the Fresh Fish and Shellfish portions of the menu at Milwaukee’s wonderful Harbor House restaurant on Milwaukee's fabulous lakefront and found:


Fresh Fish

Rainbow Trout Almondine
- French Green Beans, Almonds, Roasted Potatoes

Whole Roasted Branzino - Roasted Potatoes, Anaheim Peppers, Anchovies, Garlic

Steamed Salmon - Olive Oil-Poached Cherry Tomatoes, Braised Chard, Roasted Potatoes, Basil Oil

Oven Baked Cod - Red Potatoes, Button Clams, Green Beans, Grilled Lemon, White Wine Broth

Grilled Hawaiian Swordfish - Roasted Potatoes, Spinach, Cherry Tomato Relish, Lemon Oil

Great Lakes Walleye - Brown Butter Polenta, Crispy Brussel Sprouts, Herb Beurre Blanc

Grilled Yellowfin Tuna - Lemon-Caper Lentils, Roasted Carrots

Grouper - Pan Roasted, Caramelized Fingerling Potatoes, Fennel, Sundried Tomato Tapenade


Shellfish

Sea Scallops
- Sweet Potato Puree, Crispy Root Vegetable Mix, Mushrooms, Red Wine Demi Glace

Cioppino - Clams, Mussels, Scallops, Shrimp, Fish, Potato, Tomato Broth

Lobster "Pot Pie" - Lobster, Potatoes, Carrots, Mushrooms, Puff Pastry

Twin Lobster Tails - Grilled South African Cold Water Tail, Potatoes, Spinach

Alaskan King Crab Legs - Buttered Red Potatoes

"Shrimp" & Grits - Madagascar Prawns, Tomato Ragout, Cajun Spices

Maine Lobster - 2 lb. Whole Steamed Lobster, Buttered Red Potatoes


Is that “seafood” enough for you, pilgrim?

And do you see a trend?

I do.

Seafood, no cheese.

Isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be? After all, you just mention the prospect of combining seafood with cheese to an accomplished chef or true foodie and you might get spit in the face. Espeially if said chef or foodie is Italian.

Think about it. Take shrimp scampi for example. Does the waiter or waitress return to your table offering to spread shredded cheese all over that scrumptious entrée?

Sacre bleu!

Have you gone mad? Here's Chef Mark from Sava Restaurant in Amarillo, Texas.








That's one viewpoint.

Here's another from a chef who's a bit more blunt.





 




The fact is cheese on or with any seafood entrée is in the Culinary No-No Hall of Fame.  The duo causes earthquakes, mob scenes, fistfights, and divorces. That’s not very farfetched. And I’ve never really understood the massive heartburn on this one. Especially when there are exceptions.



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Namely, anchovy pizza, lobster macaroni and cheese, stuffed shrimp, and seafood alfredo.

Smithsonian.com writes:

"So where did this commandment originate? One explanation may stem from gustatory common sense: seafood tends to have a more delicate constitution, and those subtle flavors can be drowned out by a heady, assertive cheese. Since cheese is produced by fermenting milk, microbial factors such as molds, enzymes, and friendly bacteria cause drastic changes to the milk’s chemical components and their flavors often become more intense. Cheese also loses moisture as it ages, further concentrating its complex flavors and fatty texture. It’s no wonder cheese can easily overpower seafood’s understated qualities."

But Smithsonian also argues cheese and seafood is delectable.

Indeed, we could be missing out on some phenomenal new tastes by holding true to what could be a rather silly concept.

Maybe it's time to re-think one of our oldest culinary no-nos.


CULINARY NO-NO BONUSES

$8 milk?


A long time ago we wrote, a few times I believe, about the morons who berate wait staff. Why are people so rude?

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