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Kevin Fischer is a veteran broadcaster, the recipient of over 150 major journalism awards from the Milwaukee Press Club, the Wisconsin Associated Press, the Northwest Broadcast News Association, the Wisconsin Bar Association, and others. He has been seen and heard on Milwaukee TV and radio stations for over three decades. A longtime aide to state Senate Republicans in the Wisconsin Legislature, Kevin can be seen offering his views on the news on the public affairs program, "InterCHANGE," on Milwaukee Public Television Channel 10, and heard filling in on Newstalk 1130 WISN. He lives with his wife, Jennifer, and their lovely baby daughter, Kyla Audrey, in Franklin.
UPDATE: Recommended Reading (07/14/12)
Previously on This Just In…Doug Giles gave us his 10 ways women can wreck their marriage.
To be fair, Giles has also submitted the ways husbands can screw up their marriages. We’ll get to that in a bit, but here’s one that didn’t make his list: the very audible ogling hubby. I saw and heard it first-hand last week right here in
It was during one of those scorching hot summer days. After work, I stopped at my nearby Sendik’s to purchase a few items. As I walked toward the store entrance after parking, I couldn’t help but notice the very young, very shapely woman bending over to put her groceries into her trunk. I saw her as I wisely looked both ways for oncoming traffic.
Of course, I couldn't help but catch the young gal and some of her attributes. Let’s just say it didn’t look anything like this.
But I swear some two seconds later, if even that, I heard the bozo as plain as day who obviously had witnessed the same figure as me.
“Oh yeh!” he exclaimed, and exclaimed loudly.
“Money!”
And let’s not forget, “I’ll take that!”
I turned to see a guy about 30 going on an immature, drooling 14 with brain firmly entrenched in his posterior.
Looking away, I saw the yahoo again as he also walked into Sendik's, not alone, but with either a wife or girlfriend. He was still talking about the healthy young female and was still wearing a foolish, stupid grin that warranted a punch in the chops by whomever that significant other was.
I am of the opinion that most men stink, making it horrible for the rest of us, like me, who are authentic sweethearts. Take any 10 men off the street in Milwaukee, no matter how polished they may look, and seven will turn out to be losers. The knuckle-dragging neanderthal in the Sendik's parking lot is a shining example.
My late, great father used to say, "The day I stop looking is the day they bury me." I have certainly taken that advice to heart. Looking is one thing. Broadcasting it and going into prepubescent hijinks is another.
10 ways husbands can ruin their marriage
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